another verse, same as the first, a little bit better or a little bit worse: the (second most) classiest fuckin' thing we've ever sold on this site -- look, ma! ALL GROWED UP!
 
not a single swears in here, and fit for yer granny, sunday school teacher or the owner of the bar down the street who forgets to pay you every week. Overpriced? Probably. Worth it? Absolutely.